Your Weekend Joke

Reader Kinga D. has your laugh of the weekend:
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Poland, 1942: In the middle of the Second World War, an old man is looking around for his glasses. He checks the kitchen; not there. He looks near the sofa: not there. He looks in the bathroom: not there. He touches the top of his head: not there.

He looks at his grandson, who's sitting on a chair in the kitchen.

Old Man: "Pavel! What's the name of that German idiot who's always stealing my glasses?"
Grandson: "Herr Alzheimer, Grandpa."
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Thanks, Kinga!